Sunday, 20 July 2008

Sunday Shot n Story (SSS) Post 2

Hi, my name is Sue, I wonder if you could help me,please, I'm looking for a compatable partner , for I am very lonely living here all on my own.

I'm very respectable and shy,
I'm also friendly and cuddly and have many interests.
I can converse with most people, my interests are looking after peoples needs, I enjoy talking to strangers and making friends too.
I'm very clean and do many chores.
I will also look after my partner and tend to his needs, (to a certain degree).


I also love men in uniform, I often get firemen to chat, but they always leave once they have finshed their job.

I often get people walking by, they stop and chat and take photos of me, but they all seem to be too busy to make friendships.

One day a fella comes walking down the road with his pet dog, now he was a friendly chappie and we talked a lot, we had a lot in common, we chatted for ages, then I noticed his pet was getting irritable and sniffing all around, then "OH MY" That silly dog cocked his leg and peed all up my new dress, "well!!" I said "Do you mind" and to top it all this fella never blinked an eye lid, so's I said "I think you and that ***pet of yours should leave Right Now".
That was the end of a near friendship.

So if any of you nice kind Bloggers out there could find me a partner I would be eternally grateful.

Thanking you all for your time - as I know you good people have lots to do.

Bye for now. Sue.


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19 comments:

Ackworth Born said...

he that gave me a nice chuckle!

Abraham Lincoln said...

LOL

Abraham Lincoln
—Brookville Daily Photo

i beati said...

Your header wow factor I like Sue others painted???

Rose said...

I don't know why I didn't see where the story was going...

Gail's Man said...

An amusing tale for a sunny afternoon. Now I know what the people of Grantham get up to when they are bored!

Outhouse Capital of Canada said...

I always wanted a girl like that, I bet she is as hard as nails.

DeeMom said...

What a HOOT

Ex-Shammickite said...

What a sweetie... and what a funny little story!

ANNA-LYS said...

Giggle ... I certainly have missed Your sense of humour!!!!

<3

yesbuts said...

Ah Sue, what a girl, flushed with success.

starnitesky said...

LOL - I will keep my eyes open!!!

Ces said...

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ANNA-LYS said...

... the dog yes, but me on the pic ... ???

tears

chrome3d said...

I´ll look for a parner for her. It will come up some day.

Kekiinani said...

How funny is that!! HA!! :) :) Nice post. Aloha, Renee :)

babooshka said...

Well living on the Isle Of Man, there may be a likelt suitor. If she doesn't mid them having 3 legs.
Great fun post.

fishing guy said...

My Sue: You are so tall and everyone I know would only be to your waist. You are very pretty but I know no-one who is compatible. This makes me sad.

Dina said...

I DO have just the match for Sue (if she can speak Swiss German). His name is Schorsch. His photo is here:
http://picturethisanocommentblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/open-in-case-of-fire.html

diXymiss said...

Aaaw, poor Sue! ThanX for the chuckle.