Ah, ere's Lady Bloom (in all er fineary) t show us round er house, Good Day Lady Bloom, nice day init Ma'am, these is the nice folks I tell yer bout t see yor nice house.
ere's t Sitting room, lady Bloom loves t play t piano in t evenings.
An ere's t bedroom, this is Lady Blooms room - notice the tapestry of Lady's B mother as a young girl.
Now dont you think this window is beautiful, as the sun shines thru it.
Righto, as our tour is nearly at an end, all we ave to do is walk t Train station cause you all is going ome on a train, so offs we go ----
---- To be continued.