Ahhh there you is folks, did ya all enjoy your jog round our town of beamish in yer Horse n trek.
Whats that yer say - apart from t horse s*****g, well it makes tatties grow yer know.
Right its off t the Sun Inn fer lunch now dont fight yer all will be searved by Maggie, shes a goodun yer know.
An I'll av Pint o yer best an a pork pie please Maggs.ta love.
Enjoy yer lunch and we'll carry on the tour after yer alls refreshed.
TO BE CONTINUED.