Monday, 10 January 2011

Phun Prize Post 10 - funny signs.

As our intrepid - brave - Bold - pair race to save the Sleeping Mud Lady - here are some signs they pass on their way.
To pass your time chaps (anyone elsewho would like to have a go - please do) think of a funny line to go with each picture sign.
Rune the Viking and Craver the Laser please send your answers by email to me, then comment that you are ready for the last lap of your journey. Ev1 else please comment your laugh lines on this post - thanks.
we just might find the lucky chap who will awake the Sleeping Lady - if not then we must battle ...........
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Brit Gal Sarah said...

Love that last one which I assume was in a ladies loo to avoid the dreaded skirt in knickers debacle! Hope you had a great Christmas & New Year Mac!

RuneE said...

This was hard stuff for a serious Viking! We haven't laughed since the fall of London Bridge, and that rated only a smile. One of my colleagues mailed me about something called Python or similar that should be worth a laugh, but that was probably just spam.

Craver Vii said...

My email has been sent, but here is something fun that has been fermenting, since I first saw the post:

Our neighbor was wobbly from rum.
he leaned o'er his fence toward my mum
saying, "I beg your pardon
just admiring your garden,"
then we noticed a sign on his bum.

Craver Vii said...
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Craver Vii said...

verse 2:

For discipline, he was a farce,
The veggies on his side were sparse.
He teetered and tottered
whenever he watered
and clumsily feel on his... tookus.

Anonymous said...

I used to sit down, hard, on my ass when I drank too many "screwdrivers" as a young soldier in Occupied Japan. But never broke anything.

Craver Vii said...

I can't spell. I meant to say that he clumsily "fell," not feel.

Teacher's Pet said...

Oh... I missed this post! How did I do that????
I dunno...but I laughed and laughed at the responses. Good ones!
Smiles from Jackie