Hi,all you gourgous chicks out there.
My names Henry an I'm the king of the Roost around here.
Whats that you say, why call me Henry, why dont you know that, you must be new around these parts - then, let me tell you , Ive bin paired off with 8 little chicks and got family with em all, I'm a looking now for my ninth little chick to come an share my bed wid me.Why you shy me little darling, no need to be shy wid me, I'll make yer feel at home an at ease with the ruffle o me feathers., you'll get to share my cumfy bed wid me, all soft n nice - its handmade yer know. you'll be safe n sound, them folk wont come and take you fer their dinners - not while I'm around.
Now dont stand an shuffle yer feet my little chick, there's a few more that fancy my bed instead of all that hay yer all sit on an cluck.
Yer will be my Queen Chick and help me rule this Roost an yer will produce all the eggs the folk out there want.